Another reason not to get a tattoo

So Ali and I were thinking that if we ever did get tattoo’s (extremely highly very unlikely), that it would be cool to get some matching Bronco tattoo’s. Ali would get Denver’s new logo and I would get their old school logo. But here are some very good reasons not to get a tattoo. Enjoy :)








I hope God is a nice Juge :)























Ummm can it be both, I also like how TRADGEY is bolded and all caps :)












Thank you Ali for teaching me Tom-or-row. I have always had trouble with that one












Maybe Elese is a name? Hey everyone! Elese does!










For those of you who dont habla ebonics like me, Chi-town stands for Chicago, but Chi-Tonw that I have no idea :)

Hard to read but it says "Its not the cards your delt in life...Its how you play them"

Yes, you are AMSOME!

A woman writes my blog???

Here is another installment of websites you can go to if you are bored...

So this website is supposed to tell you if a Man or a Woman is writing. Apparently I am 61% Woman.....

http://genderanalyzer.com/

Here is a couple of websites that give constant updates of the best ads (for the holiday season). I thought mom might enjoy them.

http://bfads.net/

http://www.blackfriday.info/

This one is mostly for me, it is a collection of 80's music videos. So awesome...

http://www.80smusicvids.com/

This is for Jer. The mythbusters paint the Mona Lisa with paintballs in 80 milliseconds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKK933KK6Gg

Don't know where to go to lunch? Try the wheel of fortune. I actually did it and I got "Skool Lunch"!!!

http://www.coverpop.com/wheeloflunch/

This is for dad. It is just plain awesome.

http://ralphwiggumsays.com/

Have you ever wanted to call someone but hoped that you just get their voicemail? Well you can!

Call someone and have the call go straight to voice mail - their phone will not notify them of an incoming or missed call, just of the voice message. Although you can call from a land line or a cell, this will only work when calling a cell phone. 267-SLYDIAL (267-759-3425)

http://www.slydial.com/

Ever wonder what you would look like in a different decade? Try Yearbook yourself :)

http://www.yearbookyourself.com/

1982 Jon

1976 Jon

1968 Jon

Here is a cool website that writes complaint letters for you...I thought dad would like this. You can complain to a person or a company and make it as long as you like. As long as you don't really care about any kind of specifics it is pretty funny. I did a test on The Mountain network... here it is:

http://www.pakin.org/complaint
The MNT network's worst transgressions are systematically whitewashed by the press. To counteract that whitewash, I will use the remainder of my space here to expose The MNT network for what it really is. So let's begin, quite properly, with a brief look at the historical development of the problem, of its attempted solutions, and of the eternal argument about it. Pardon my coarse language, but I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that The MNT network is up to, the more shocking things, things like how it wants to keep us hypnotized so we don't follow knowledge like a sinking star beyond the utmost bound of human thought. And I realize the difficulty that the average person has in coming to grips with that, but it occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to dump effluent into creeks, lakes, streams, and rivers. Finally, if this letter generates a response from someone of opposing viewpoints, I would hope that the author(s) concentrate on offering objections to my ideas while refraining from attacks on my person or my intelligence. I've gotten enough of that already from The MNT network.

Is this dad's real website????

http://crankyoldbastard.net/

How rich are you compared to the rest of the world? Personally I am in the top 3% and am the 190,434,783 richest person in the world :)

http://globalrichlist.com/