Wii for Christmas

Last year for Christmas we were lucky enough to get a Nintendo Wii, I guess we weren't the only lucky ones.

And seriously, if you aren't strong enough to rip open the wrapping paper when you are 10, you don't deserve the gift. I would revoke this from my child until he built up enough muscle to unwrap it himself.


I seriously think Nintendo should use some of these for a commercial. Some of them are just brilliant reactions.

Watch out Ed Hardy!

It has been a long time since I designed my last t-shirt (Chicks Hate Me). But I think my new designs could give it a run for its money.

"Who will not wear the ribbon!?"

Dont forget about Aids. I gave my ribbon to my storm trooper action figures for an early Christmas gift since its getting cold out.

I love demotivational posters :)

Halloween

So Halloween is a funny thing these days. Sometimes you dress up as your favorite Hero, other times you dress up as something that is scary. I decided this year to pull them both off. I shaved most my head and went as my favorite hero, and the scariest thing I could think of......Clem.
You think I pulled it off?

I invented a phrase

PHONE FACEOFF!

Ok so I actually invented this phrase several years ago but it never caught on like I hoped it would. It is called "The Phone Faceoff" and no, it is not about who's phone is better.

The phone faceoff is simple. When you call someone and you hear that beep before the ring that lets you know that they are on the other line, the phone faceoff begins. Now it is really simple, either you lose or win the phone faceoff, there are no ties. If the person answers your call even though they were on the other line, you win! If they let your call go to voice mail you lose!

You can also be the judge of who wins and who loses when someone calls you and you are on the other line!

So lets spread the word people! PHONE FACEOFF!

Important Quiz time

I found this site randomly and the first one made me laugh really hard so I decided to take it and a couple others.
I wonder if Cosmo Kramer took this test?
18


I've always prided myself on my geography skills so I took this one.

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I'd be curious how high Jer scores on this one.

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